Sometimes, you see an artistic interpretation of anatomy that just defies all expectations. One that makes you wish that everyone else on the internet could experience it along with you. Today that title is Dragon’s Crown, an upcoming 2D “multiplayer action beat ‘em up” game for Playstation 3 and Playstation Vita. I will try to find words while I write this post.
Let’s start out with the Sorceress character. According to the game’s website, they are “bewitching women….weak of body” but have great knowledge.
Certainly not “weak of boob”. A shot of the Sorceress in gameplay shows that she’s clothed just the same while actually being played in game, and watching the video on the website shows quite a bit of jiggle while she’s casting spells. Umm…yeah.
And now, the Amazon.
Where do I even begin here? Those proportions! I’m not sure how she manages to have such large boobs and a gigantic rear end without her waist being wide at all. But even more fascinating is how small her head is. One of her boobs will quite literally cover her face and then some. It’s amazing that Atlus attempted to make a strong muscular woman character who still remains completely sexualized with her Escher Girls pose, her complete lack of any armor, and her stereotypically feminine face and hair.
Dragon’s Crown will be out this summer, in case you actually want to give this company money. I won’t hold it against you, but you better send me some ridiculous screenshots.
(h/t to Nush B on Twitter for the tip)